....YAHOOOOOOOO!! ARE WE KITTY'S HAVING A BLAST!! MEOOUUUUUWWWWWWIE!!...
.... NOOOOO WAY! DUDE DAT'S MY FEDDER !!!....
The Abyssinian is intelligent and curious, but this is tempered with a cautious streak. It is extremely loyal, and will become very attached to its family; in fact it will pine if deprived of their company. The male will generally tolerate other cats well, but the female may be a little prickly and prefer to be the only cat in the family. Both sexes can form strong attachments to dogs. The worst thing that you can do to an Abyssinian is deprive it of human company, and it is important that it lives in a household where people are usually at home. It also hates being confined, and needs plenty of space. It is a good climber, and will appreciate a garden full of trees and high places. This cat is not much of a talker, but will still let its owner know exactly what it wants.It is playful and inquisitive but also sensible and will not rush into situations recklessly. After a game it will be happiest sat on its owners lap being stroked and petted...
HMMM! NOW WHAT CUTE KITTEH WOULDN'T WUV ME !!!
... MEEEEEEEE!...
I A GRUMPY OLD PUTTY CAT !!! NEEDS ME CUP OF MILK FIRST!
...ME THOUGHTS ON AGING!...POO!
I CANNOT SEE ...I CANNOT PEE...
I CANNOT CHEW...
...
... WHAT CAN ME DO?...
ME MEMORY SHRINKS...
ME HEARING STINKS...
NO SENSE OF SMELL...
ME LOOKS LIKE HELL!...
ME BODY'S DROOPING ...
GOT TROUBLES POOPING..
...DEM GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST!...WOWIE!
....COMMANDMENTS FOR CATS!....
Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.
Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
Thou shall not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent.
Thou shall not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
Thou shall not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
Thou shall not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
Thou shall not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.
Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.
Thou shall not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
Thou shall not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thee will fall in and trap thyself.
Thou shall not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.
Thou shall realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
Thou shall not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.
Thou shall not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
Thou shall remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
....Thou shall show remorse when being scolded....
I KNOW SIMBY'S THERE I GOT ME EYE ON HIM! ... WOW! BUTTERFLIES & BEE'S MEOUWIEEEE! FUN
..... SNEAKY CAT! ON THE MOVE ....

!!! HEY! SIMBY U GET OFF DAT PHONE!! I READY TO GO!! YEOUIE!
... U WAIT FOR ME! ... I BE OUT-SOURCED !! ME WAIT TOOOO LONG MEOUWWWIEEE!!!!! U GET ME DAT MGR! NOW ...
WE KAT'S WUV DEM PHILLIES! AND DA FLYERS!& OF COURSE DEM EAGLE BIRDS!...
YEOWIEEEEE! U OUR FAVORITE TEAMS!...THANKS FLYERS FOR THE WONDERFUL SEASON! YOU GUYS ROCK!
WHOAAAAAA AM I HAVING A BAD DAY! .... HEY DUDE! CHILL ....COME OVER RELAX!!...
ME IS JUST COUNTING LITTLE NUMBERS IN MY HEAD!
SIMBY ALWAY'S DREAMED YOU COME!!!!YEAAAAAAAA!
!!!YOU KNOW IF YOUR A KITTY PERSON!!!
WHEN YOU SNAP YOUR FINGERS AND PAT THE SOFA TO INVITE YOUR FRIENDS TO SIT DOWN.
WHEN YOU SLEEP ON THE EDGE OF THE BED BECAUSE THE CATS ARE SLEEPING IN THE
MIDDLE ....LOOKING SOOO SWEET!
...AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU ACCIDENTALLY PUT YOUR KID'S DINNER PLATE ON THE FLOOR...
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......... I TAKE WALKIES .........
.....I WANT MY CHEEZY-BURGER NOW!!!MEOOOOOUWWWWW!!!!.....
....ME FEELS LIKE I IS FLOATING NO WAKE ME UP!!!! ....
!!!
!!! I THINK ME REALLY SCARED !!!
.....CAT THOUGHTS....
TOY MICE, DANCING YARN, MEOWING SOUNDS. I'M CONVINCED YOU'RE AN IDIOT!..YOU MUST SCRATCH ME THERE! YES, ABOVE MY TAIL! BEHOLD, ELEVATOR BUTT....YOU NOT FEED ME..PERHAPS I"LL SLEEP ON YOUR FACE....THAT WILL SURE SHOW YOU....MOST PROBLEMS CAN BE IGNORED, THE MORE DIFFICULT ONES CAN BE SLEPT THROUGH...THE FOOD IN MY BOWL IS OLD, AND MORE TO THE POINT CONTAINS NO TUNA!... MY AFFECTION IS CONDITIONAL.DON'T STAND UP, IT'S YOUR LAP I LOVE...SO YOU WANT TO PLAY? WILL I CLAW AT DANCING STRING ?? WHY? YOUR ANKLE'S MUCH CLOSER.....
!!!!! SIMBY OUR BEAUTIFUL BENGAL CAT WAS BRED AT THE PURRFECT SPOT CATTERY..FLA. !!!
W0WIE ME GARCIE FLYING WITH DA BIRDY'S...HIM LOOKS LIKE DAT DUDE FROM THE TWLIGHT MOVIE ECLIPSE..AND WHO BE DAT KITTEH IN
DA RED DRESS LOOKS LIKE BIG TROUBLE TO ME UT O!
....I IN DAT NEW KIT MONSTER PREDITOR! .... YOU A CUTIE!.. MEOUWIE
HEY! GARCI U A CUTE HUNKY KITTY! I HAS A GREAT BIG CRUSH ON U!
EYES FEEL LIKE TOUGHY DAT IRON KITTY! NOT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME!
HEY! IRON KITTY U WANT TO DANCE WITH ME!!! I MORE FUN !
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